yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
You keep insisting I get my ego down to size and yet you say things like this that only inflate it. I’d be crazy to do such a thing. I do enjoy alliterations so this nicknames can hang around a while longer. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. It’s not my fault you’re a gaming monster. I’m convinced you’re good at hiding your extra thumbs because there’s just no way you can be that good.
It’s because I am a writer that I don’t mind being alone. Company is all well and good but it’s not the end of the world if I don’t have anyone around. But I’m always happy to make exceptions for a select few. You’re lucky you made the cut. Oh joy. Put it away? Are you insane? It’s going to stay put. It’s a way of life, what can I say? Haha, helicopter mom through and through. Though I can’t blame her for being a bit worried. Cece and Bullfrog aren’t exactly the norm for parenting, kidding. That trip really cemented it. There was no turning back after that point and I couldn’t be happier with my decision. She’s quite the pest. Marriage? No, no. Dating is already hell enough. I don’t know if I can deal with having her for life. Woe is me. We have been through the mill but things are pretty much perfect. Whoa, you must be going through some serious Clare withdrawal if you’re saying that. I’ll make sure she calls you up and gives you an earful to make up for it.
…damn it. I don’t like you twisting my logic like this. Even if you didn’t like it, it fits so you really don’t have much say in the matter. Monster? I can get behind that title, ha. Oh but I am, my friend. No extra thumbs required, two gets the job done well enough. You should take lessons from me. I don’t charge…too much. You’ll get a discount.
Alright Mister Hermit, you like hiding under that cozy rock of yours, I get it. Well damn, let me go sing my praises for you because of it. Face it, you’d go a little crazy without my company, someone needs to talk you down from shit. Then we might need to rethink this friendship, because I can’t deal with that. It’s been a good few years Goldsworthy, but a man can only handle so much. Helicopter Mom is her middle name. Glad to hear there’s no regrets it in it. She’s going to rope you into an engagement one of these days, you better watch out. Edwards means business. This is where I go “awwwww” and gush over you two being disgustingly cute, right? I’ll just gag instead, same difference. Haha, god what have I gotten myself into, I’ll rue this day.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
A nice little hybrid of sorts. Not too shabby at all. You’re very welcome. Good, I wouldn’t have been opposed on knocking you back down a few pegs if need be. Mr. Morbid, Dr. Doom. I’m doing well at collecting these nicknames. That’s why I keep you around, my friend.
It was only a day ago and I miss it terribly. Now I want to go back to how things were but clearly I’m stuck with you so no such luck for me. Eh, it all amounts to the same in the end. Nah, I think I’ll keep it there since we both know it’s the truth. I always knew you were a brave one. I knew Audra wouldn’t be too ecstatic about it but you have to leave the nest some time. You’re just on the other side of the country. At least you’re still in Canada unlike me, ha. She should breathe a bit easy, all thing considered. That Edwards girl, ugh. Still stuck on my side. It’s awful. Kidding. She and I are great. Shame on her for not keeping in touch as much. I’ll have to bug her about that.
I might have looked up to you while you were at Degrassi. Just a bit, which would be why it rubbed off on me. Of course you wouldn’t, jeez. And nice alliteration too, nifty. That, and because no one kicks your ass at Halo quite like I do, just sayin’.
You know, one would assume that living like a hermit like you tend to when you get to writing would be enough. And then you have to be like that online too, you make no sense. Like a tumor. Pffffffffft, put your God complex on hiatus, I beg of you. Too smug for your own good. Dude, even when I stayed over your house for a weekend or so, she’d get on my case about if I was alright. Yeah, you made quite the jump with New York, but you also seemed sold since you visited that winter break so I expected it. Man, she’s a real pain, isn’t she? God forbid you end up marrying her one day. You poor thing. Good, I figured as much but you never know with you crazy kids. Seriously. I’m almost missing her neurotic rants and lectures. I never thought I’d say that, wow.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
Either I rubbed off on you over the years or you’ve seriously picked you your own brand of cockiness. Regardless, I’ll admit I’m actually impressed. We can agree on that one then. No one can take my top spot so I’m not worried. Always with the bright side to everything, I swear.
Really? In that case it’ll stay put then. Now I’m regretting the fact that I followed back. Once upon a time my dash was so peaceful and now you’re here. It’s committed to memory, huh? Nope, still the same Eli you know, love and worship, haha. Sounds like pure torture. How are you still standing today? My god. I’m really proud of you, Ad. I know how much you’ve been wanting to do this so I’m happy everything is coming together so well.
A bit of both, though I’d like to think I’ve cultivated my own brand as a segue from yours. Well thanks. Don’t worry, the spot is all yours. Sorry, Mr. Morbid. Someone needs to remind you that things do have a tendency of working out.
It was peaceful because you talked to next to no one. Don’t fault me for livening up your dash, you need it. More like scorched into the back of my eyelids. Aha, you can just get rid of that worship bit. Oh, it is. I’m hanging on by the skin of my teeth. Thanks man. My mom was on the fence about it but come on, I’m not even that far from home ultimately. She keeps telling me to visit but I’m holding off a little longer. And…this leads me to ask. How are you and that Edwards girl doing? I haven’t heard from her in a little while, she’s starting to feel like a stranger.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
You’re just getting a kick out of riding that high horse, aren’t you? A bit power hungry? Now that’s just putting it mildly but I’ll be nice and humor you for the time being. Pfft, I am not slacking, thank you very much. That is one hell of a bonus so I’ll take it.
And you’re an asshole. Not joking…okay, I am but still. You’re a jerk but I tolerate it. If only you could see how much I’m rolling my eyes at you. It should so let’s get started on a solid conversation. I’ve been up to the same old, same old. Writing up a storm and enjoying the city. NYU is incredible as always. The better question is, how is Vancouver? Is college everything you thought it’d be and more or a total bust?
The view is nice from up here, so I’d say yes. Fine, a mild under exaggeration, no one has to be the wiser. Now that I lit a fire under your ass, you’re not slacking. You’re welcome for that. There you go, that’s the silver lining.
Guilty. No, no. I’ll accept the title. Tolerate? You enjoy my virtual company, or you would have ignored my follow. My imagination can conjure up the image easily enough. I’ve seen it enough times. I’m glad the charm hasn’t worn off. Some people get jaded in the city. Oh man, it’s terrible. I hate it. These graphics classes are so high-tech and innovative, and I’m doing really well in my classes and ugh, it just sucks. I kid, it’s amazing. I made a good decision in coming here.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
Cocky as all hell. I don’t think anyone can compete with the guy who ruled the airwaves. People don’t exactly flock to a guy like me, which I’m perfectly content with. You’re Mr. Personality. Oy vey, I can just imagine. Here I was thinking I was the smug half of this friendship. You’re giving me a run for my money. That’s Degrassian for you. I paved the way on this site so I’ll accept it in this case.
Eh, I don’t think anyone even noticed too much so it’s just as well. I’m glad to be rid of most of them anyway. Oh, so now you’re taking mercy on my poor unfortunate soul? I’m good. You sure know how to make a guy feel welcomed, Torres. A real prince.
Damn right, and I earned it. It’s not my fault that I have so much charisma. Alright, I might have gotten a bit power hungry with it, I’ll admit. You’re slacking, I’m just making up for it. Hey, I never said being a hipster was a bad thing. They always get to stuff first, so there’s a perk.
You’re a charity case, more or less. Kidding, kidding. I’m well aware. It’s in my charm. So…I feel like this tumblr thing should double as a means to catch up. What have you been up to lately? NYU treating you well?
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
What happened to being the big man on campus with the hoards of Twitter followers? You’re the king of social media, or have you renounced the title? I’m yet to run into anyone else from school on here so I sincerely hope it’s just limited to us. Are you turning into a hipster now? I’m undecided.
I don’t even know the last time I went on. Maybe my birthday and that’s about it. I didn’t even thank anyone for the obligatory birthday wishes. If not for the reminder, they wouldn’t have known. So what’s the point? That sounds like the Adam thing to do. Shut up, ha. You know you’re happy I’m on here or else you wouldn’t have followed so save it.
i dominate Twitter. I have more followers than you and Drew combined. But that’s just Twitter. Don’t worry, once I get cozy with tumblr, it’s going to be the same. Renouncing it? More like solidifying it, pfft. Only time will tell, people from school like to ruin good things. Ha, you’re one to talk. I think if anyone’s the hipster here, it’s you.
Well you’re rude. Then again, it’s not like anyone truly gives a hoot anyway. I followed because I felt like it was the right thing to do. I can only imagine how pitiful your follower count is. I’m taking one for the team in following your sorry ass.
Ahem.
New Adam floater here! I’m looking for a few partners to write with.
I’m extremely literate. Extremely.
I won’t be providing a sample because I don’t feel like being ripped off. Just believe me when I say that I can write competently.
As far as ships go, I’m open. But I do see myself leaning towards the following:
- Becky
- Clare
- Bianca
- Katie
- Maya
If you want to write together, just follow and shoot me an ask! Even if you’re not on this list, I’m always down for friendships.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
I can’t believe the day has actually come for such a thing but here we are now. You should be. You’re the one that’s supposed to be tech savvy. I’m actually shocked I got one up on you this time around.
I avoid that site like the plague if I can. There’s only so many times you can see relationship statuses change and people doing reports on the weather. The lack of originality is enough to drive anyone crazy. You did make the right choice indeed, my friend. The biggest payoff of all? I’m here. Please, hold your applause.
There’s a difference between tech savvy and being a bandwagon hopper. You of all people should know that, Mr. Counter Culture. I knew the ins and outs of this thing before making one. Are you sure that’s a good thing?
I’m actually a little ashamed of myself for sticking it out as long as I did. Mostly it was laziness. I pretty much updated about what I was eating and creeped everyone else’s posts. Thrilling, I know. Oh, you? Excuse me while I go deactivate this thing then, if you’ll be the biggest payoff. This thing isn’t worth my time then.
yourfriendlyneighborhoodadam started following you
thecaptaincurfew:
I feel like it’s customary to make this post and publicly give you a hard time for putting you to the punch on this site.
Better late than never, right?
Oh, what was that? Eli Goldsworthy sold his soul to the internet before I did? And I should be feeling ashamed because of it? I think not.
It was either stick with Facerange and that whole scope of bullcrap, or switch over. I’m hoping I made the right choice. This is where you thoroughly convince me of the fact.
